Wednesday, August 1, 2007

WE HAD NO IDEA KG'S WIFE WAS SO SOAW: MORE 1ST RATE TRADE ANALYSIS

Though the addition of Kevin Garnett has created much fervor in the city of Boston the past forty eight hours, it remains to be seen how the rest of the Celtics team will be constituted. It seems as though the C's may often have to play with two hands tied behind their back unless drastic changes are made. (We now have faith in Danny Ainge!) Reports have surfaced (ed. note: we have no clue if this is true) that Boston "coach" Doc Rivers said the Celts are "very interested" in Dikembe "Who Wants to Sex" Mutombo, and that they are also pursuing P.J. Brown, Michael Ruffin, Calvin Booth, and Scott Pollard. Apparently Bill Cartwright, Greg Kite and Michael Olowokandi were unavailable. One thing we are definitely looking forward to this season, for sure, are the gratuitous shots of KG's soaw tasty wife sitting courtside.

-- Tony 2 Hours

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