Saturday, July 28, 2007

WE TRIED TO TIE THIS INTO SPORTS. WE FAILED. WE'RE POSTING IT ANYWAY

50 cent lost his card at age 12 - to a 22 year old, no less - and had this to say about it:

“It went well. . . . I spent a night at my friend’s house, and his sister had her friend staying over, too. So I started to touch on her. I was a horny little dog, and I got away with it.”

That is tremendous. Now, rumors have surfaced that he and our favorite #2 girl, Jessica Alba, might be huuuling. We are very jealous of this man's life. Yes, one time he was shot in the face and almost had his life cut short, but we'd take that same abuse to spend five minutes with this girl (not that we'd need the full five; give us thirty seconds and we'd be a happy man) in a heartbeat. Of course, this is just speculation and nothing to take too seriously, but for now let's give the man the benefit of the doubt: it's more fun that way. Also, we wonder what Ciara has to say about this.

-- Bagger

3 comments:

The Champ said...

stupid title.

The Champ said...

def better than the other jessica...How could Fiddy's life gegt better? he filthy rich, famous, Huules with as many soaws as Derek Jeter, and lives in Mike tyson's Mansion.

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