NOT ENOUGH ASIAN SOAWS IN MILWAUKEE FOR YI

Chinese basketball "star" Yi Jianlian is being an idiot. He's refusing to play for the team that drafted him -- the Milwaukee Bucks -- because, he says, he won't get enough playing time. Right. On a team that finished with a 28-54 record. They drafted him with the sole purpose of making him sit on the bench the whole year. Okay. We all know the real reason, Yi -- there's nothing wrong with loving the hometown-style manging just a little too much.