Saturday, July 28, 2007

MIKE VICK GOT . . .

Ron Mexico is headed to the dog pound. Once a poster boy for both Nike and Reebok, Mike Vick finds himself without his name to sell or some cerebral to get soaw, as the two sneaker giants have decided to avoid any controversy in the media by removing his jerseys off their retailers' shelves. We're pretty stoned ourselves right now. We find this entire episode uninteresting. Vick is awful; top five overrated players in the game. All we've remembered of his career is that Powerade commercial. Now that was awesome.

7 comments:

Bob Sacamano said...
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ayisha said...

medina787 wrote:
THE ISSUE OF MICHEAL VICK'S GUILT OR INNOCENCE IS IMPORTANT AND IS BEYOND THE OBVIOUS DEBATE OVER CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. IT IS ABOUT DUE PROCESS AS PRESCRIBED BY OUR CONSTITUTION. THERE IS A VIRTUAL MOB MENTALITY EMERGING WITH MR. PACELLE AS ITS LEADER ALONG WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF PETA AND THE ASPCA. TIME AND TIME AGAIN REPRESENTATIVES OF THESE ORGANIZATIONS HAVE UNEQUIVOCALLY STATED THEY DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE JUDICIAL PROCESS TO INFORM US AND THEY ARE THE JUDGE AND THE JURY.

THERE ARE RACIAL REFERENCES CLOAKED IN ASSESSMENTS OF "URBAN CULTURE"; CAREFULLY FRAMED REFERENCES TO THE VIOLENCE THEY SAY IS INHERENT IN BLACK URBAN LIFE AS THEY DRAW CORRELATIONS BETWEEN DOGFIGHTING RINGS AND URBAN PASSTIMES. I SAY HERE DO NOT MINIMIZE THE RACIAL IMPLICATIONS UNDERLYING THE THESE REFERENCES. IT IS JUST ANOTHER FOR OF DEVALUING OUR HUMANITY.

THE SYSTEMATIC ASSASSINATION OF MICHAEL'S CHARACTER AND THE SABATOGING OF HIS PROFESSIONAL FUTURE IS NOT HUMANE IN MY OPINION AND EQUATING ANIMAL LIFE TO HUMAN LIFE IS A MUNIPULATION OF OUR SENSIBILITIES.

WE ARE LOSING PERSPECTIVE ON THE FUTURE OF A YOUNG MAN'S LIFE AS A RESULT AND HIS DIVINE RIGHT TO REDEEM HIMSELF IF AND WHEN HE IS FOUND GUILTY.

MR. PACELLE YOU HAVE HIJACKED THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION TO SERVE WHAT IS IN AND OF ITSELF A GOOD CAUSE BUT IN THE PROCESS YOU HAVE BECOME THE CRUEL AND INHUMANE.

AMERICA THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE TO BE HEARD AND CONSIDERED IN THE PUBLICS EVALUATION OF THE ALLEGATIONS. MEDIA FIND THE COURAGE TO FOCUS ON THE WHAT IS BECOMING THE MAIN ISSUE: DUE PROCESS.

THE SYSTEMATIC DECONSTRUCTION OF HIS FUTURE IS NOT A BALANCED VIEW. THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ADVOCATES HAVE HIJACKED THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION.

TO THE MEDIA:
WITH TWENTY-FOUR HOUR REAL TIME NEWS IT IS A HUGE RESPONSIBLITY BALANCING FAIR AND INFORMED REPORTING. IT REQUIRES EXCEPTIONAL CARE AND COURAGE. UNFORTUNATELY, THE REPORTING OF THIS CIRCUMSTANCE HAS MOVED FAR TO THE LEFT OF RESPONSIBLE OR COURAGEOUS.
7/29/2007 1:44:22 AM

Bob Sacamano said...

um . . . what?

Patrick said...
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Patrick said...

"cerebral to get soaw"

please explain

The Champ said...

ayisha did you vote on the alba/biel poll?

Bob Sacamano said...

the champ has got to stop posting while cerebral . . .