LEBRON'S LATEST PREROGATIVE: HOSTING SNL

Fresh off his terrifying performance during "the greatest night in sports," LeBron James is now slated to host SNL, a show that we have not seen from beginning to end since, well, ever. This certainly moves LeBron one step closer to his stated goal of becoming a "global icon," and if he happens to find out online about any more women he's knocked up . . . well, we're not quite sure where we're going with this one. We are just terribly giddy after finding out that, before even being drafted, LeBron James read online that he'd fathered three children by two women. Which was "news to him." That is awesome on so many different levels.