Detroit Tigers malcontent star Gary Sheffield is suddenly at a loss for words, thank God. When asked about his recent fine before the Tigers game against the Twins last night, Sheffield declined comment. The fine stemmed from Sheffield's previous delusional theories regarding his two game suspension in June, a suspension handed out after he attempted to put the sharp end of his bat through an umpire's heart. Sheffield's theory on why he was suspended? MLB has a top-secret conspiracy against him in the works, and he will be the one to expose it. He may have a point, though: what if MLB (and Joe Torre, obviously) really are racist? We mean, we don't remember Roger Clemens receiving a suspension for his infamous bat throw. Maybe MLB really does hate Gary Sheffield because he's black. Or maybe it's because Gary Sheffield is a psychopathic douchebag who needs to keep his mouth shut. Could be either one, really.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
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I gotta agree with Tim...Sheff would be mad the ass is white...is GS part of the conspiricy?
i love the sheff...this site is just racist...at least hes not a steriod abusing merc like clemens
so who's this chick in the picture
i don't know but hopefully she'll appear in the next sheff blog...which will prob be pretty soon. i love gary.
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