Friday, July 20, 2007

ENRIQUE CAN EITHER PLAY GOLF OR BANG ANNA KOURNIKOVA, BUT NOT BOTH

If given the choice, we'd obviously rather have sex with Anna Kournikova than play a stupid round of golf. Enrique Inglesias feels the same way, and who can blame him? What's baffling, though, is that Enrique is capable of doing only one of them -- not one of them at the same time, mind you; if he's in a sexual relationship, then he's not playing golf:

Iglesias: A few years ago I started to play golf but I have not played in two years. I started having sex (laughs).

SI: What's the connection?

Iglesias: You know when people ask if you play golf, you say, No, I still have sex. (laughs). Golf is not a sport you can do like tennis. You can't go play for one hour. You have to plan your day and life around it.

No, Enrique, we're still not quite sure what you're talking about. But then again, we have never played a round of golf in our lives; we are far too impatient. Our girlfriend should only be so lucky, we guess.

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