Saturday, July 28, 2007


Heidi Klum is in her mid-30s, has three children, and is still one of the top 10 hottest women on the planet, as seen in her recent nude Arena Magazine photos.

Barry Bonds is 43, has a cartoon-sized head, and is probably the best baseball player of all-time. Okay, the lame, forced comparisons between these two stop there. Of course, as everyone knows, Bonds is one home run shy of tying the career record of 755, after belting his 20th of the season in last night's 12-10 win over the Marlins. Personally, we are having a tough time bringing ourselves to care about this whole home run chase too much. And it doesn't really have much to do with the steroids angle, even though anybody with a pulse realizes that Bonds used them. No, it's because as it is with all records, whenever this moment comes, it will lack all the suspense that make true sports moments memorable -- everybody knows it's coming eventually, and when it does for Bonds, we would not be surprised if we weren't anywhere near a TV to watch it happen.

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